Talking Husband

My Husband is the friendliest guy ever. Where ever we go he finds conversation with people of all ages,male ,female it doesn't matter. And he had some good conversations in that time I am sure of it. He will sit on a bench in Wal-Mart just chit chatting a away about nothing,in the line in the store waiting for check out he is making conversation with strangers. It is just who he is and I've come to terms with that.As I bring up grocery store check out lines, he looks over at this lady who probably in her late 30's just a guess...and then says,"When are you due?"My heart stops and my mouth hits the floor.Here it goes she retorts back I'm not pregnant....I was just in a car accident and I am bloated due to the accident so he gets this ass chewing from hell. To tell you the truth I am thinking okay this lady is going to kill him in the check out line.We are all checked out and on our way out to the car with our groceries. I am like what the hell where you thinking you never ask a lady if she pregnant trying my hardest not to laugh at his embarrassment but needless to say I am giggling think what the heck....needless to say he has never asked a lady that question again . I'd say it been about ten years since that incident and he still talks about that day in the grocery store. A lesson well learned.